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"I Have Selective Hearing" Sarcastic Cow | 20 oz Skinny Tumbler

$30.00Price
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When you want to politely tell the world you aren't listening. Featuring a wide-eyed, completely unbothered cow wearing thick round glasses and casually chewing on grass, this tumbler delivers excellent passive-aggressive energy. Complete with the text, "I have selective hearing. I'M SORRY you were not selected," it's the perfect boundary-setter for multi-tasking.

Premium Features & Performance

  • Temperature Control: Double-walled stainless steel insulation keeps your favorite drinks hot or cold for 12+ hours.

  • Vibrant Detail: Hand-pressed with precision for a clean, professional finish.

  • Maintenance: Built for convenience, this tumbler is completely dishwasher safe.

  • Professional Durability: The design is fused directly into the material for maximum longevity.

What’s Included

  • Metal Straw: A durable, reusable metal straw for an eco-friendly experience.

  • Straw Cleaner: Includes a dedicated brush to keep your accessories pristine.

Perfect For:

  • A unique daily accessory for those who appreciate custom artistry.

  • High-end gifting for friends, family, or business branding.

  • A reliable, stylish tumbler built to handle a high-traffic lifestyle.

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