"I Have Selective Hearing" Sarcastic Cow | 20 oz Skinny Tumbler
When you want to politely tell the world you aren't listening. Featuring a wide-eyed, completely unbothered cow wearing thick round glasses and casually chewing on grass, this tumbler delivers excellent passive-aggressive energy. Complete with the text, "I have selective hearing. I'M SORRY you were not selected," it's the perfect boundary-setter for multi-tasking.
Premium Features & Performance
Temperature Control: Double-walled stainless steel insulation keeps your favorite drinks hot or cold for 12+ hours.
Vibrant Detail: Hand-pressed with precision for a clean, professional finish.
Maintenance: Built for convenience, this tumbler is completely dishwasher safe.
Professional Durability: The design is fused directly into the material for maximum longevity.
What’s Included
Metal Straw: A durable, reusable metal straw for an eco-friendly experience.
Straw Cleaner: Includes a dedicated brush to keep your accessories pristine.
Perfect For:
A unique daily accessory for those who appreciate custom artistry.
High-end gifting for friends, family, or business branding.
A reliable, stylish tumbler built to handle a high-traffic lifestyle.
