Funny Sarcastic "99% Chance I Don't Care" Heifer Cow | 20 oz Skinny Tumbler
For the days when your social battery is at an absolute zero. This hilariously relatable design features a completely exhausted, bloodshot-eyed heifer cow surrounded by innocent daisies, paired with the ultimate disclaimer: "There's a 99% chance I don't care." It's the perfect defensive shield for early mornings, hectic vendor markets, or grueling study sessions.
Premium Features & Performance
Temperature Control: Double-walled stainless steel insulation keeps your favorite drinks hot or cold for 12+ hours.
Vibrant Detail: Hand-pressed with precision for a clean, professional finish.
Maintenance: Built for convenience, this tumbler is completely dishwasher safe.
Professional Durability: The design is fused directly into the material for maximum longevity.
What’s Included
Metal Straw: A durable, reusable metal straw for an eco-friendly experience.
Straw Cleaner: Includes a dedicated brush to keep your accessories pristine.
Perfect For:
A unique daily accessory for those who appreciate custom artistry.
High-end gifting for friends, family, or business branding.
A reliable, stylish tumbler built to handle a high-traffic lifestyle.
