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Funny Sarcastic "99% Chance I Don't Care" Heifer Cow | 20 oz Skinny Tumbler

$30.00Price
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For the days when your social battery is at an absolute zero. This hilariously relatable design features a completely exhausted, bloodshot-eyed heifer cow surrounded by innocent daisies, paired with the ultimate disclaimer: "There's a 99% chance I don't care." It's the perfect defensive shield for early mornings, hectic vendor markets, or grueling study sessions.

Premium Features & Performance

  • Temperature Control: Double-walled stainless steel insulation keeps your favorite drinks hot or cold for 12+ hours.

  • Vibrant Detail: Hand-pressed with precision for a clean, professional finish.

  • Maintenance: Built for convenience, this tumbler is completely dishwasher safe.

  • Professional Durability: The design is fused directly into the material for maximum longevity.

What’s Included

  • Metal Straw: A durable, reusable metal straw for an eco-friendly experience.

  • Straw Cleaner: Includes a dedicated brush to keep your accessories pristine.

Perfect For:

  • A unique daily accessory for those who appreciate custom artistry.

  • High-end gifting for friends, family, or business branding.

  • A reliable, stylish tumbler built to handle a high-traffic lifestyle.

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